The Quest for the Missing Shoes

I managed to get a new pair, bartered the man down from 1.20 to 80p.
Yesterday I went to see a 85yr old woman who had a very nasty ulcer on her leg that would not heal. She was also speaking much gibberish, even though I could not understand her language I could tell she was talking nonsense.

Unfortunately the most important aspect of the case was missed by her daughter and the Dr I was with. They all failed to notice her striking resemblance to Davros the creator and emperor of the DARLEK race.

Last night I got a knock on my door. Tim the ginger German boy next door came offering beer. Went down nicely. I did really well I only mentioned Hitler 17times, actually he mentioned him 1st before talking about his dislike for girls how use too much makeup.
I think I saw a dead man on the side of the road this morning on my way in, I could not be sure. Anyway I was thinking about buying a new cotton shirt so was distracted. It is surprisingly easy how quickly you adjust to such things when you're surrounded by them.

2 Comments:
m enjoying your diary laughing out loud barbara isle of man Raymond asked for the link did you get the mossie coils for nightime
Hey Craig, seems like you're having a blast! Everyone here is having a real laugh at your blog! and yes we all miss you... talk to you soon, and p.s. pick me up a pair of shoes mine a size 9, not paying more than 50p though :-)
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